20061008
bringthecrazyoneback
i cried alot this week.
like wednesday and.. whatever.
its miserable.
shit happens right? ):
but boo cos it happened to me.
i wanna be happy again!
and i know what it'll take
but i cant have it
so no point thinking bout it
all i want is someone to bring crazy back :p
gotta laugh outta this today,
WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN!
HE ?? I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face likeyours.SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face likeyours.
HE ?? Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE ?? How did you get to be so beautiful?SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE ?: Will you go out with me this Saturday?SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE ?: Your face must turn a few heads.SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE ?? Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.SHE : Okay, get out.
HE ?? I think I could make you very happy.SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE ?: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?SHE : Nothing. Ican't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE ?? Can I have your name?SHE : Why? Don't you?already have one?
HE ?? Shall we go see a movie?SHE : I've already seen it.
HE ?? Where have you been all my life?SHE : Hiding from you.
HE ?? Haven't I seen you some place before?SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE ?? Is this seat empty?SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE ?: So, what do you do for a living?SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE ?: Your body is like a temple.SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE ?: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
haha. ok so i laugh at idiotic, slap-me kinda stuff, but i don't care. need stuff to un-mope-pify myself. u get what i mean? guess not. ive been referred to as a tomboy whos in desperate need of dresses, emo and a m&m this week. doesnt make sense but go figure. anyways, time to whack afew SNICKERS bars and get some econs into my close to empty head cos its so fulla oth among other non-academically related stufff, i think i even repeat their lines in my sleep. sigh and i miss......
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